Love Aaj Kal
Patient - "Doctor I think I have some medical problem. Whenever I am going to my office, I feel short of breath. I go weak in my knees. I have a restless trembling in my hands and legs. My heart skips a beat. My palms get all sweaty. I become very absent minded and forgetful. I can't sleep at night. I feel millions of butterflies in my tummy. Please help me. I am at my wit's end."
Doctor - "Sir, If you had only one of these problems, I could say that you have Pulmonary Hypertension, Multiple sclerosis, Parkinson's disease, Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction, hyperhydrosis, early onset of Alzheimer's, benign prostatic hyperplasia or acute hunger pangs. Don't worry about being at your wit's end. You were born with a slow brain. But given that you have all these signs at the same time, I think you are in love with one of your office colleagues, Ravi! Where do you work?"
Patient - "I am a bowler..umm.. no.. a batter.. umm.. no.. a fielder... umm...no.. a cricketer... I feel like this when I am walking down to the pitch"
Doctor - "Sorry Ravi. All we can do is pray. And pray. And pray. And hope that Johnson, Clark, Siddle and Ben get injured. And pray some more. Amen"