|3 Indians and 3 Pakistanis are traveling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup.
At the station, the 3 Pakistanis buy a ticket each. They are surprised that the Indians buy just one ticket!
"3 of you and one ticket?" asks one of
"Watch this trick," the Indian replies.
They all board the train. The Pakistanis find their seats but the Indians cram into the toilet and close the door.
Shortly after the train leaves the platform, the conductor comes around collecting
Sure enough, he knocks on the toilet door, "Ticket please." The door opens just slightly and out comes a ticket. The conductor takes it and walks away.
Pakistanis are impressed by the Indians’ audacity. They want to try it on the return trip and save some money too.
When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the three of them and feel very kicked about it. But this time, they are perplexed because the Indians do not buy a ticket at all!
Once on the train, the Pakistanis get into a toilet and lock themselves and the Indians get into a different toilet.
As soon as the train leaves the platform, one Indian slips out and knocks on the door of the toilet occupied by the Pakistanis. “Ticket please,” he says. The door opens slightly and out comes a ticket. The Indian pockets it and runs to the other toilet where he joins his two other friends.