|A blonde tourist was watching a cricket match. Next to her was a Frenchman.
'Who's the guy with the ball?' she asked.
'Je ne sais pas,' answered the Frenchman.
After the match, they chanced to meet at the bar.
Trying to attract the barman's attention, the blonde said, 'What's the barmtender's name?'
'Je ne sais pas,' said the Frenchman.
'What?' said the blonde. 'Does he do everything around here?'