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Robert Mugabe
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"Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen"
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Year: 2006
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Eating?
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As Daryll Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Shane Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him.
"Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.
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Year: 1999
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Eating?
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As Daryll Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Shane Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him.
"Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.
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Year: 1999
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Angus Fraser about Mike Atherton
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A natural mistimer of the ball.
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Year: 1998
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John Emburey about his injury
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"To be honest, the f#ckin f#cker is f#cking f#cked. "
[Mike Selvey had once said that if John Emburey deleted expletives, his sentences would be 50% shorter!]
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Year: 1997
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Graham Gooch announcing his retirement
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The petrol tank has been flashing empty for five years. Now it is empty.
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Year: 1997
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Tom Moody
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Too much crap cricket on crap wickets. (Tom Moody about English cricket)
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Year: 1997
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Dennis Lillee about Geoff Boycott
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He fell in love with himself at a very young age and has remained faithful ever since.
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Year: 1997
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Wasim Akram on why he uses gel.
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Gel is more macho than a hairband.
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Year: 1996
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Michael Atherton
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My back is my problem. It is not a cause for national concern.
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Year: 1996
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Brian Lara
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Frankly, I doubt whether I will ever call myself great.
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Year: 1995
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Shivnarine Chanderpaul's Uncle Martin
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When he wuz a boy, he soak de bat and he drink de oil.
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Year: 1995
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Sir Tim Rice about Denis Compton
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Sir Tim Rice in his Oscar acceptance speech: "I would like to thank Denis Compton, a boyhood hero of mine."
[A Disney employee was perplexed because he knew nobody by that name who had ever worked at Disney Studios.]
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Year: 1995
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John Warr on Denis Compton
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The only person who would call for a run and wish his partner good luck at the same time.
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Year: 1995
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Greame Hick and Waqar Younis
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Greame Hick: I like to think that I haven't got any weaknesses, except chocolate and a bad back.
[Some months later, Waqar Younis dismissed him inflicting a forced sabbatical and said,"I knew I could dismiss Greame Hick virtually any time I wanted."]
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Year: 1995
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