What have you done? [Geoff Boycott to Ian Botham after Botham merely followed instructions to run Boycott out because he was batting really really slowly against New Zealand. Botham's responded in four letter words.]
My wife is really silly, last week she said I treat cricket like a religion.
I disagreed and politely told her that if she wanted to discuss it could she please wait until Lord Tendulkar had reached his century.