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During the game, the batsman noticed that the splice was coming out of his bat.

Playing in a small village, he was at a loss where to take it to be repaired. So he went to the blacksmith.

“Splice coming loose, eh?” said the blacksmith. “I get a lot of you chaps in here. I'll have it fixed in a minute.”

He put the bat on the anvil, took an enormous hammer and gave it a mighty smash. The bat was as good as new.

“Marvelous!” said the batsman. “How much do I owe you?”

“Let's say a fiver, eh?”

“A fiver? All you did was hit it with a hammer. We hammer all day and don’t make quite as much per hit!”

“I'll make you out a bill,” said the blacksmith.

He scribbled on a piece of paper and handed it over.

The receipt read: “For hitting bat with hammer = 10 pence. For knowing where to hit 4.90 pounds.”



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