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Can't beat anyone
 
In Lahore, a judge asked a small girl, “now that your parents are seeking divorce, who would you rather live with?”

The girl stared at him blankly.

“Do you like to live with your mommy?”

“No. My mommy beats me all the time!”

“Do you like to live with your daddy?”

“No. Daddy beats both me and mommy all the time!”

“So who would you rather live with?”

“I would like to live with the Indian cricket team. My dad says that they just don't know how to beat anybody"



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